"Clubs are such insufferable dungeons of misery, the inmates have to take mood-altering substances to make their ordeal seem halfway tolerable. This leads them to believe they “enjoy” clubbing. They don’t. No one does. They just enjoy drugs. Drugs render location meaningless. Neck enough ketamine and you could have the best night of your life squatting in a shed rolling corks across the floor."

— Charlie Brooker, The Hell Of It All (via chamalmey)

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chrispine-trees:

do people wear glasses during sex or is it just like you’re blind and everthing’s a surprise

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invisiblebullets:

So, I watched Pushing Daisies

(Source: jalnique, via risa-ward)

ugly773:

An Easter traditional post.

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When you consider making a start on revision

whenincambridge:

Can I join you

Feel free to.

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Charlie Brooker’s Legendary Wipe Shows
Screenwipe
↳ Series 2 (2006)

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My coping mechanism is loudly singing along to my summer music playlist.